Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Coming in 2011

I'm sure some of you have been curious, but I wanted to wait until the publisher updated their website before I posted anything.

But apparently . . . it's official.

Can't tell you how excited I am to be working with these folks, for lots of reasons, not the least of which is that their specialty is vampires and they hail from my home state.

Some of my writer friends might also be interested in a recent blog post the publisher made about the recent Amazon kerfuffle, which details exactly the relationship she has with her authors and offers a few more reasons why I'm excited about it.

Coming in 2011 . . .

Applewood

by Brendan Myers

An ancient evil awakens in the central Massachusetts town of Grantham, and only a small group of teenage friends realize what's happening. As they desperately work to learn the truth and fight the thing destroying their community, some of them risk being changed forever.

Learn more . . .

Monday, February 8, 2010

Some Silly Things I Do

Well, not silly, necessarily. Quirky, maybe.

But as I put the finishing touches on a couple of stories, hoping to build a bit of a backlog, and gird myself to open up another unfinished piece that is sure to be novel length, I find myself doing many things that are now habits. For what it's worth, here are a few:
  1. I'm a compulsive spelling / grammar checker, but not just for correctness. I confess I'm obsessed with Flesh-Kincaid readability statistics. If I sink below 80% and am graded higher than seventh-grade level, I know I'm probably trying too hard and need to rewrite.

  2. In my quest for a Flesh-Kincaid "B" grade, I run my stuff through multiple programs, among them Microsoft Word's built-in grammar checker (I do most all my writing in Word), an old public domain program I downloaded years ago called "Doc Stats" that provides statistics such as word counts, most often used words, etc., and WordPerfect's built-in Grammatik program.

  3. When writing in Word, I often shift my page size to "5 x 8" Index Card, with margins of one-inch on the top and bottom and .5 inches on the side. I do this for a couple of reasons. One, it gives a view two-pages up, making it look like two pages of an open book. This gives me a hint of what it might look like on the printed page, and lets me know if I'm using too many dialogue attributions, whether my paragraphs are too long or too short, etc.

    I do it too because I remember reading years ago that Raymond Chandler did much of his writing on index cards. When asked why, he answered something like, "I want to make sure something interesting happens at least once on each card. If I can't write something interesting or exciting on the space of an index card, then I'm doing something wrong."

    Seems like good advice to me.

  4. I downloaded OpenOffice years ago because of its .PDF capabilities, and use it often to output my work to .PDF format for proof-reading and editing. There is something about looking at that bold, black .PDF font on the screen that makes stuff leap out at you. I'll have the .PDF open and the .DOC open and edit the .DOC as I read the .PDF. When that's done, I do it all over again.

Lots more quirks, no doubt, but those come immediately to mind. Curious to know what are some of the quirky things that you do?

PS: The document above has 420 words, 10% passive sentences (ugh!), a 65.9 Flesh-Kincaid Reading Ease score, and reads at a ninth-grade level. Not good!

    Friday, February 5, 2010

    For Everyone's Sake

    I was perusing the New York Times website today when the following article in their Personal Health section caught my eye: Rules Worth Following, for Everyone’s Sake.

    I confess it was the part that came after the comma that intrigued me, and after clicking on the article, I was not disappointed.

    You can read it for yourself, but it is essentially a book review that discusses the same sorts of things we've been hearing ad nauseum, how our western diet isn't good for us, how it leads to higher rates of diabetes, heart disease, cancer, etc. You know the litany.

    In addition, it being the New York Times, you won't be surprised to learn it's also served up with a heaping helping of self-righteousness, like this doozy: I, for one, have been writing and speaking about them for decades.

    But it was the eighth paragraph that proved my instinct correct, where I stumbled upon this tidbit:

    I will add a third reason: our economy cannot afford to continue to patch up the millions of people who each year develop a diet-related ailment.


    On the face of it, it makes sense. The things we do that are deleterious to our own health also affect others in lots of ways, such as lost work, shorter lifetimes, higher insurance rates, etc.

    But it occurs to me there are a number of other activities that also contribute to these things, and you don't hear them talked about much in conjunction with self-righteous articles like the above, or indeed even in the recent health-care debate.

    For example, I was reading about that snowboarder who suffered the horrific brain injury out west and wondered what his insurance situation was, what all the snowboarders, skiers, snowmobilers, and those who engage in these risky activities insurance situation is.

    Now, I'm not a skier, therefore the risk of me being injured in winter sports is minimal. Nevertheless, am I in the same insurance pool as skiers? Should they be made to pay more?

    And more to the point: Should our economy continue to "patch them up" when they suffer from the negative results of their own choices?

    We've also had a number of horrific motorcycle accidents near where I live recently, a state with no helmet law I might add. Now, I don't ride a motorcycle. But am I in the same insurance pool as those who do? Am I subsidizing motorcyclists and skiers and snowboarders and every other sort of risky behavior that folks engage in for "fun"?

    Of course I am.

    But you don't hear people assailing these inherently risky behaviors in the same way that you hear people assailing smokers or the obese.

    And you don't read snarky articles in the New York Times about how our society "cannot afford to continue to patch up the millions of people who each year" engage in such risky behavior.

    I wonder why that is.

    Tuesday, February 2, 2010

    Unmasked

    Signed the contract over the weekend for publication of my vampire novel. In conjunction with that, I had to provide a bio and a pic for their website. Writing a bio is no fun, and most of my pics are in storage.

    At any rate, without further ado, meet . . . me:

    "Before devoting himself full-time to writing, Brendan P. Myers held a variety of senior positions in Information Technology throughout the Boston area, in fields as diverse as engineering, real estate investment, and commercial banking.

    His short stories can be found in the Northern Haunts anthology from Shroud Publishing, Dead Worlds: Undead Stories from Living Dead Press, and Malpractice: An Anthology of Bedside Terror from Stygian Publications.

    His Writers of the Future award-winning novelette Adamson's Rock and his novels Hope Town and Sumner Gardens are available online from all the usual places.

    A lifelong resident of Massachusetts and die hard Red Sox fan, he has recently relocated to St. Petersburg, Florida and is loving every minute of it. You can always find him brooding at http://bpmyers.blogspot.com/



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