"When embedded in a military unit, give precise locations so worried mothers at home know their children are safe."The always superb Dan Kennedy has a Guardian column on it here.
"STAR WARS Episodes IV-VI are to be referred to as "The Original Trilogy." Episodes I-III are not to be referred to at all."
". . . it's "an STD," not "a STD," and you should get that checked out right away."
"When composing a story about strange murders, always refuse to believe the kids until it's too late."
""Buggy jockey" is an insulting term to the Amish and should only be used in the online edition."
And of course -- you guessed it! -- rumor has it a book deal is in the works.